A World of Gimmicks: Clumsy Clumsy

So basically since the last time I wrote a blog post i've done....nothing.

Unless you count television, and reading as something in which case, i've done EVERYTHING.

EVERRRYYYTHING.

Wanna hear a funny thing that happened to me today? I bet you do. Ok so let me set the scene here: The liner in our pool was ripped, so this year my parents decided to get it fixed.

For the past two weeks the pool has been empty and such, and today some people came to finally put the liner in.

First of all, one of the guys rang the door bell around nine, at which point, both me and my brother were fast asleep. I woke up because my dog, Daisy, was in my room and she jumped off my bed.

Me: Ryan? Can you get that?
Ryan: Nyawahjfds
Me: RYAN! CAN YOU GET THE DOOR?
Ryan: No.

So neither of us got the door.

But that wasn't the funny thing.

So when my mom got home I went outside with her and decided I was gonna walk in the empty pool. I mean, who doesn't want to do that? It's so damn tempting.

So I go in, and walk around the shallow end and then decide to go down the inline to the deep-end. However, this point the hose has filled the deep end with about a foot of water. My mom warmed me against it, but I thought for some reason I could make it down.

Unfortunately, it was raining, and I lost my footing, and slid down the incline, which deposited me, sitting down, into the water. I mean if you could picture that, hopefully it will make you laugh. I did, but then I had to put dry clothes on.

This is relevant.

And honestly, getting out of the deep end was like something from a nightmare. Since the incline was slippery and there was no way I could reach the deep-end ladder, I had to slowly crawl up the incline using claw hands. It was scary, I thought I would slip down again, but I made, also it was thundering at this point, so I really risked some serious electrocution mofos.

To be honest, there is no end to my ability to hurt myself.

This is why I don't use treadmills.

Like, while I was teaching lessons the other day I stubbed my toes (not once but several times) in front of the chilluns, and it took at my self-control to scream and curse about it.