On the topic of laziness

My favorite topic of all topics (maybe). 

Are any of y'all out there lazy?

This guy isn't:

Because I am. To the maximum degree.

I always have these big plans to get stuff done but then somehow... I get distracted?

Oh you want to order a pizza? SURE WHY NOT

Sit outside tanning? SURE WHY NOT

Watch a movie? SURE WHY NOT

Catch up on that show I like? SURE WHY NOT

why not, I have ALLL the time in the world you know.

And by later in the night the biggest thing I’ve accomplished has been making a list of the things I need to do.

I mean it takes me forever, as I mentioned previously, to do any semblance of work.

By that bewitching hour of night where I have finally completed (somehow) my work. I’m just delirious with happiness.

And at home when my parents were looking for me to do chores or some types of work I’d just pull a 'Harry Potter at the Dursley’s' move.

The worst though is when people and commitments and classes keep adding tasks to my ever growing list of things to do. I mean I can only handle a certain amount of things to do. Otherwise many will inevitably fall through the cracks.

I mean seriously STOP TELLING ME TO DO STUFF GOSH.

If I have to much pressure on me I just end up not doing some things.  Oops.

And then there are the naps. OH the naps. OH the naps my friend. They slap me around real hard.

Sleep is my only friend. 

Closing Remarks:

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