I WANT TO BE AN ASTRONAUT

I want to be an astronaut because

You Only Space Once (YOSO)

Seriously though the only reason I actually want money in life is so I can go to space. I even changed the background of my blog because YOLO. Also, I love space. 

I love shuttle. 

And only for the small price of $200,000!!! What a steal!

What? My children’s college education? Eh not so important if I’m an astronaut. Food? Home? Whatever, as long as I get to space. Plus I'd like my children to be able to brag to their classmates, "yeah my mom went to space BEST MOM EVA BROSEF."

Basically if the equation is me + space then the answer is more awesome than this dude.

How to get there you say? Virgin Galactic all the way baby. Next step: save $200,000 to get to space.

Oh my lanta. I just had the best idea EVER.

Plan A:

Step One: Become famous filmmaker

Step Two: Make a film about space….but go to space on like the first flight. Wouldn’t that be sweet?

Plan B:

Step One: Become a famous filmmaker

Step Two: Use the money you made from that to pay your way onto the ship.

Plan C:


Step One: Rob a bank

Step Two: There isn't a step two. SPACE.

Anyways if I go to space I can realize every hipster’s dreams and wear a space themed space suit. In space.

And eat space food.

And get space sleep.

And take space poops. Too much? Space Kitty thinks not.

This may or may not be that time where I ran that joke into the ground.

*le sigh* hipsters.

Either way space is just by far the best thing ever.

Here are some reasons why:

1. Only 517 humans have been in space ever. Compare that to the almost 7 billion people in the world.

2. If you're wondering, there have been 186 species of animals (not including humans) in space.

3. And there have only been 12 people on the moon ever. I saw this on tweeter a week or two ago:

4. Basically if you go to space you're a boss.

I'm actually taking astronomy right now, it's quite difficult, thus proving the fact that I will never be an astronaut. But I'm still holding out for the space tourism industry. CHECK IT AMIGOS

Closing Remarks:

A synopsis of J.K. Rowling's new novel, "The Casual Vacancy" has been released on the interweb. Here...it....is:

"When Barry Fairweather dies unexpectedly in his early forties, the little town of Pagford is left in shock. Pagford is, seemingly, an English idyll, with a cobbled market square and an ancient abbey, but what lies behind the pretty facade is a town at war. Rich at war with poor, teenagers at war with their parents, wives at war with their husbands, teachers at war with their pupils…Pagford is not what it first seems. And the empty seat left by Barry on the parish council soon becomes the catalyst for the biggest war the town has yet seen. Who will triumph in an election fraught with passion, duplicity and unexpected revelations?"

My roommate told me about that. Also she told me about this. It has not point at all: PLAY IT

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