And I Shall Call Him Squishy

The title was deceptive, that's right my homies, this blog will not be about the squishy little jellyfish famed in finding nemo but about


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I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

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KEEP SCROLLING HEATHENS
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DON'T TRY TO FAST FOWARD THRU THIS IT WON'T WORK
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DON'T PLAY THOSE GAMES WITH ME
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I'm belly dancing right now, yeah be jealous
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THIS IS JUST A PLOY
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LOOK AT MY PICTURES
HAI CLICK ME

TRICKED YA

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it's about music.
MUSIC.

I'm easily distracted...

Anyways, let's start with this. DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE LOUD SPEAKERS.

I'll even settle for quiet ones.

Oh, too late you say?

You're in class you say?

You're studying for class you say?

YOU'RE IN THE LIBRARY YOU SAY?

I DON'T CARE, SHOW DEM BEACHES MY EXCELLENT TASTE IN MUSIC THEY WILL THANK YOU LATER.

Also you better be dancing, again if you're in class, you better walk to the front of the room AND SHAKE WHUT YO MAMA GAVE YOU!!!!

Here's the next one:

AND THE NEXT:

I can't remember if I shared this already BUT IT'S GOOD

Oh you don't like it you say?

WELL

JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY (read my blog please).

FINALS

So I’ve decided (for right now) to continue my blog even though I don’t need to for class. I kind of enjoy it.

To celebrate (?) I’m going to write a post about FINALS YAY. JOY. HEAVENLY.

NOT.

Before finals I just somehow don’t realize my impending doom. Like I somehow forget that I need to straight up do well on my finals. Especially in the classes where my grades are borderline.

I can’t wait until next semester when I have some cool classes that I’m really interested in, not just classes that I had to take or was forced to because of scheduling conflicts.

I mean come on teachers! This is super stressful for everyone, let’s tone it done a lil.

Lemme just remind myself how bad I am at this stuff. I hate tests. I mean I study but it’s stressful!

My first final was this morning. It was astronomy, which really for me is difficult because I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT. I think it turned out alright. I calculated my minimum grade during it…I think the least I could get is a 75 or something. But I’m hoping that the few times I played “enie meenie minie moe” I picked the right answer.

When I was studying though, it was blowing my mind. At one point I realized that as we look into space we’re looking into the past. *brain explodes*

And you know how studying is. Like oh, I just got out of my bed, picked up my textbook and notes and sat back on my bed with them…..I think I’ve earned 30 minutes of television.

And then I’m just so disoriented from studying. I mean, yesterday…I felt like I couldn’t think straight. All I could think about was stars and planets and crazy black holes and dark matter….

I also ate a cheeseburger yesterday morning if that says anything….

They should really just come along to collect the bodies of the fallen students. Who has survived finals? I sure hope I do.

Now I just have two finals left--Foreign Policy and Spanish....bring on the thunnnderrrr. I don't know. I should probs get back to studying. 

As Cat would say:

.......I'll get to it.

Closing Remarks:

Nigel of the Week:

Here's an awesome song: