APPLE PICKING AND GOATS

So this morning I went apple picking, which was super awesome, but to be honest I spent way more time petting goats than picking apples.

Check out my pics from the day: CHECK OUT DEM APPLES

So there's these things called fainting goats...See this:

Well there were some of them there, but we didn't know which ones they were and therefore didn't scare any of them.

I know that was rather anti climatic....sorry.

One of the goats did try to eat my hair though....Awkward moment.

So I'm all like "let's take a selfie in front of the alpha goat" (he seemed to be alpha because whenever we tried to feed the other goats grass this bastard would scare them away) anyways: here's the result:

DERP

It's eating my hair. I feel this tug on the back of my head and I like what the....and then it dawns on me that he's snacking on me, so I quickly pull away. I mean the hair can't be good for his digestive system, but apparently he can't really tell what's food because he also tried eating my sweatshirt and shorts. 

DERP

It's ok tho because he let us pet him and also he was happy.

There were also apparently llamas there, but they must have been imaginary because I didn't see any....

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