Beatles and Bees, and Horseflies, Oh My!

The other day, I was showering, lalala, minding my own business, you know, as per usual, all of a sudden I see a giant CENTIPEDE JUST CHILLIN IN THE DRAIN.

Oh....must've hit CAPS LOCK BUT SERIOUSLY IT WAS SCARY.

"Ok....slowly back away," I said to myself as I took a few steps to the back of the shower, "it won't pounce unless you make sudden movements."

Well in the end it turned out to be a clump of hair, but at least my strategy was right.

Bugs scare me, and my reactions are quite dramatic.

The worst is when I'm sitting my my guard stand, again, minding my own business, trying to make sure kids aren't drowning SUDDENLY HORSEFLY APPEARS FROM NOWHERE.

And I flail my arms about begging the horrible being, "PLEASE DON'T EAT ME I DON'T EVEN TASTE THAT GREAT, FEED ON THOSE LESSER BEINGS SWIMMING IN THE POOL DOWN THERE!"

I mean, it really is a sight to be seen: picture it now...Close you eyes...Well you should probably open them, then read this, then close them....Ok i'm sitting on stand, and randomly my arms start flying and my legs are kicking furiously, and i'm probably screaming in a high pitched voice, "AHHHHRGGGGNOOOOOOOOGETTOFFFGOAWAYYAHRGGGGGSJKKAVADKHJGFSLKRH."

You know. 

Or when my friend's mom was talking to me on stand and this HUGE BLACK FAST MOVING ZOMBIE DRAGONFLY STARTED TO EAT ME.

"AUUURGGGGGGGG."

Don't worry, I always scream with swag.

No one on the corner got swagger like me.

What about the DEATH BRINGING HASH FLINGING GIANT BLACK SPIDER crawling up my shepherd's hook:

have a look see:

 Well you can't see a spider in this picture, but I promise when it's right nest to your eye you'll see it alright.

I then repeatedly hit the hook with my guard buoy.....hopefully it is in spider hell now.

Closing Remarks:

Some Songs:

i love the didge in this song